Bristol Palin Uses Social Media to Put Down Elton John, Garth Brooks

by Paul Cashmere, Noise11

Sarah Palin’s silly imp Bristol has called Sir Elton John “a sissy” for refusing to perform at the Trump inauguration.

The American demagogue took to Twitter to complain about the lack of interest from entertainers who refused to bask in his glory. That prompted the unrefined Palin sprog to mouth off at the stars, including Sir Elton.

In her blog, sprog Palin wrote, “Isn’t it amazing how “not cool” it is to be conservative in the public eye? Either Hollywood is that far off – or we have so many sissies we have in the spot light too scared to stand for what they believe in!”

She then wrote, “The Pinball Wizard himself, Sir Elton John, quickly shot down any chance he would ever perform for President Trump. In his explanation to The Guardian, Elton delivered a jab at American country music, too, which is surprising considering he stole all their rhinestone outfits”. (What a ZINGer!)

She also took a slap at country superstar Garth Brooks. “Apparently, Elton was wrong. Not every country superstar is willing to sing for Trump. Garth Brooks seemed like a shoe-in but eventually backed out. However, Brooks and his wife, fellow country legend Trisha Yearwood, had no problem singing for President Obama at this year’s Christmas tree lighting celebration”.

Even Kiss, featuring right-wing rock star Gene Simmons, knocked back the chance to play for Trump.

Trump’s team seems to have only been able to entice 16-year old reality show star Jackie Evancho onto the bill. “Evancho’s record sales have skyrocketed since the announcement, despite critics who were sure this would ruin her career,” music industry expert Palin concluded.

At age 26 sprog Palin has already released a memoir and has achieved what ‘being famous for being famous’ is all about, scoring a reality TV spot in Dancing With The Stars. She is also reported to charge between $15,000 and $30,000 for public appearances. Who said ‘being famous for being famous’ doesn’t pay?

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